HEY, this is FUNNY! :D

i kop-ed frm my kor email inbox.
enjoy @nd laugh it out ba! :D


Wonderful DefinitionsSchool: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so thatyou can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degreeand a woman gains her
masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated byfeminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of theLecturer to the notes of the

students without passing through theminds of either.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybodybelieves he got the
biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens andeverybody disagrees later
on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and yourConfidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Lawyer: A person who kills you by his research bills.

Classics: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouths.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit todecide that nothing can be
done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise.

oh..and another 1..

:
Who say English is easy?
Dont believe? Then fill the black with either "YES"
or "NO"

---> "Oh ________ , I am a pig."

see , told u!